Stan has five minutes before another soul-snuffing office meeting
and his only escape from professional obligation is sweet, chilly
death. Use your finger to guide Stan around the environment and
use his surroundings to improvise his ruination – take a stapler
to the face, dive head first into the paper shredder, take a big
ol' bite of the urinal cake in the men's restroom – just have
fun with it! It’s a don’t-miss opportunity to off yourself, virtually.
It’s healthier that way. And you can store your fastest times
to gloat amongst your buddies later or post them to Facebook for
everyone to see how proficient you are at dying.
But you don't have to go it alone. Five Minutes to Kill (Yourself)
for iPhone has a Bluetooth or Wi-Fi multiplayer mode too, so you
and a friend can race to the afterlife. Since just about everything
in the office is one-time use you'll have to compete for the best
and most deadly tools.